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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gold-rydia
kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism:
“ markrial:
“ arizonaconservativegal:
“ Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position
Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time,...
arizonaconservativegal

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

markrial

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

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gold-rydia
justsomeantifas

rich people:

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millennials:

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freeandresponsible

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

justsomeantifas

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

swedish-egg-coffee

it’s also funny that u would imply that people not getting enough exercise is in no way linked to people working longer hours

Source: justsomeantifas
bogleech
bogleech

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP THIS IS WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID:

“Some argue that free speech does not extend to misleading the public by making factually inaccurate statements. But it does”

shlomit

GREAT News!

slumbermancer

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

relishboi

fucking finally

terratheterror

fyi: this is about ALL gorillas. if you’re gonna be near one, wear a rubber suit

slumbermancer

PLEASE do not spread misinfo on my posts. 

Thunder magic is SOUND-based. It is NOT lightning magic. The rubber will not save you UNLESS it is designed to be sound-proof. 

Bring earplugs if you must, but please be aware this will hurt a gorilla’s feelings.

Source: slumbermancer